In case you haven't noticed, another round of Chevy Truck commercials featuring Howie Long just hit the airwaves. In one of the commercials, Howie pokes fun at another driver who used a "man-step" to climb down from his Ford truck. The driver gets all sheepish and embarrassed that NFL legend Howie Long called him out. Howie, the hell? Should you really be making fun of others when you've been sporting the same haircut for the last twenty years? (Which, I might add, is the same haircut my brother and all his friends had in junior high. The timeline for that? Roughly twenty years ago.)
Howie, you're a handsome man. I'm fairly confident you could pull off almost any new look. Caesar cut? Check. Side-part comb over? Absolutely. The Troy Polamalu? Why not? You might even try one of those "man-steps" while you're at it. With all those years in the NFL, you're probably going to need it. SN readers, what do you think? Take my poll to the right!
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Post fail.
Howie Long can pull it off because he's Howie Long. Maybe twenty years ago its was called a "flat top," but now its called a Howie Long.
My Gawd we almost agree on something.
Mo, asks an interesting question. That's what this forum is all about.
But yeah, it is Howie Long fer cryin' out loud. ;-)
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